Story 1: I took my then girlfriend for a pricey dinner one New Year's Eve. When we got there, it was a Prix Fixe menu. Not a single thing on the menu I could choke down if I wanted to. i did what any grown man would do under the circumstances. I burst into tears. Cut to: me in the kitchen with the chef saying, "Well, what DO you eat?"

Story 2: A friend was having a dinner party. I declined the invitation. She pressed it and I confessed my eating problems. She asked, "what would you be having for dinner by yourself?" I said, "a peanut butter and jelly sandwich." She insisted I come. When I got there, everyone is eating - on my plate were triangles of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches adorned with festive toothpicks.

Unfortunately, she made the sandwiches with strawberry jelly...

As you can imagine, there are many more stories.